“First, you need to weaken the target Pokémon”
i have to be funny because being hot is not an option
i want somebody who understands why i cannot order my own food or look people in the eye or ask for directions or talk over the phone. i want somebody who understands how i can love them but be too afraid to message them back on facebook when they ask me how my day went.
If you’re gonna keep being cute then you’ll have to kiss me, I’m sorry I don’t make the rules
Who said you need permission?
How do you know? Did you actually offer it some?
Man, some people aren’t fit to own Wiis.
I guess you could say they aren’t.. wii fit.
did you just
Sit the fuck down.
yeah loads that’s why I smoke weed and masturbate a lot
*puts snapchat text over area of insecurity*